I don't think the sketch on its own is a great sketch.

My daughter got me a 'World's Best Dad' mug. So we know she's sarcastic.

If you're committed enough, you can make any story work. I once told a woman I was Kevin Costner, and it worked because I believed it.

We're all real people with moments of intense honesty and pathos and humanity. We all experience that, whether you're comedic or not.

You say you're going to be the pope, become the pope.

Don't say you're going to stop eating red meat when you like red meat.

If you surround me with darkness, suddenly, I am "somewhat fun."

Everybody needs some good sketch comedy.

We don't feel constrained by what we did in the past.

The world needs less destruction.

The laugh is what trumps everything.

The ultimate purpose of education is to improve the power of your imagination and to change your vision.

We all got a hillbilly bone down deep inside.

Secrets interest us all, I think.

The only time a juggler / Appeals to me / Is when I see him / Miss the ball.

Self-affection is the real dwelling to which we must always return with a view to a faithfulness to ourselves and an ability to welcome the other as different.

It is in general the unexplored that attracts us.

The more uninteresting the letter, the more useful it is to the typographer.

Habit had made the custom.

People can never work out where they know me from. They just come up and chat with me like mates.

Seek for duty, and happiness will follow as the shadow comes with the sunshine.