I don't think..." then you shouldn't talk, said the Hatter.

Imagination is the only weapon in the war against reality.

Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle.

It would be so nice if something made sense for a change.

It’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.

Begin at the beginning, " the King said, very gravely, "and go on till you come to the end: then stop.

have i gone mad?im afraid so, but let me tell you something, the best people usualy are.

Take some more tea, " the March Hare said to Alice, very earnestly."I've had nothing yet, " Alice replied in an offended tone, "so I can't take more." than nothing." opinion, " said Alice.

what is the use of a book, ' thought Alice, 'without pictures or conversations?'"- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland, Ch. 1

Cat: Where are you going?Alice: Which way should I go?Cat: That depends on where you are going.Alice: I don’t know.Cat: Then it doesn’t matter which way you go.

If there is no meaning in it, " said the King, "that saves a world of trouble, you know, as we needn't try to find any. And yet I don't know.

Between the sands of time and tradition is a multitude of truths untold.

Teach me how to fly, my beautiful butterfly.

We're ready for a real black President - someone like Jay-Z. Obama's fine, just not all black. He's our gateway Negro.

How do you live a long life? "Take a two-mile walk every morning before breakfast."

He with a graceful pride, While his rider every hand survey'd, Sprung loose, and flew into an escapade; Not moving forward, yet with every bound Pressing, and seeming still to quit his ground.

if there's one thing consistent about language it is that it is constantly changing. The only languages that do not change are those whose speakers are dead.

We changed the names of our technical schools to colleges, we expanded the eligibility for HOPE scholarships for technical training, and we added some formula funding.

Julian was the son of Diokles of Sparta, also known as Diokles the Butcher. That man made the Marquis de Sade look like Ronald McDonald. (Ben)

How can we live in harmony? First we need to know we are all madly in love with the same God.

Leona Helmsley's dog made $12 million last year... and Dean McLaine, a farmer in Ohio, made $30,000. It's just a gigantic version of the madness that grows in every one of our brains.