I don't think there is a woman in her 40s who doesn't, kind of, examine herself in the mirror.

Your inability to see yourself clearly is what's keeping you alive.

I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon kissing.

We need to stop telling girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't.

I do love poop. I can't help it. The heart wants what it wants. I enjoy being clever and pithy and political, but nothing's going to get me like dumb stuff.

People are always introducing me as Sarah Silverman, Jewish comedienne. I hate that! I wish people would see me for who I really am — I'm white!

Jews, black people - any people who are hated or who have suffered, either as individuals or as a people - use humour. It is a survival skill.

I hope the Jews did kill Christ, I'd do it again in a second.

Drew Friedman isn't just a brilliant artist. He takes you to a place. He takes you back in time. He makes you smell the stale cigarettes and cold brisket and you say, thank you for the pleasure.

They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle.

I like talking about things that are taboo, because it makes them not taboo anymore.

Life is like a rushing river. If we fight the current we are drawn under and drown in emotion.

I won't have any competitive instincts in any sports, other than golf. I can't see being competitive in sports any more.

The things we remember best are those better forgotten.

Once I catch you in one lie, it makes me question everything you said.

Giving votes in exchange for ideological support. To wit: identity politics for homosexuals.

The real test of our character is when the bottom falls out.

He's so interesting because you think you know Dennis Hopper, but you don't really know Dennis Hopper. I don't really know Dennis Hopper, I just know him from the silver screen.

I became a film director, but I wasn't successful with my first couple of films, so I had to turn to becoming a film critic to make a living.

Ability without honor has no value.

Resisting overreaching by the federal government is appropriate and, yes, even patriotic.