I don't think there's too much normal out there anymore. Though there's still plenty of average to go around.

It isn't important to come out on top. What matters is to come out alive.

Only men who are not interested in women are interested in women's clothes. Men who like women never notice what they wear.

A grain of sand leads to the fall of a mountain when the moment has come for the mountain to fall.

I had no idea how complicated and solitary it could be to write a simple book.

Almost all government starts at a very local level at some point.

Load up our guns Bring your friends It's fun to lose and to pretend

I'm trying to, with my stand-up and with the podcast, give people these little stupid things to give them happiness. I know that sounds lofty or like I'm starting a cult, but I kind of feel that way.

Friendship is being there when someone's feeling low and not being afraid to kick them.

Okay, this was kissing. Serious kissing. Not just a kiss before moving out, not a good-bye, this was Hello, sexy, and wow, she’d never even suspected that it could feel this way.

It's good to say, 'Look, I can't always be right, but my gut tells me this' - and then you confirm with your gut.