I don't think we came from monkeys. I think that's ridiculous. I haven't seen a half-monkey, half-person yet.

You know, we all have our inner demons. I, for one - I can't speak for you, but I'm on the verge of moral collapse at any time. It can happen by the end of the show.

What we don't have a right to is healthcare, housing, or handouts. We don't have those rights.

Girl, you better check yourself before you wreck yourself!

Good for you, you have a heart, you can be a liberal. Now, couple your heart with your brain, and you can be a conservative.

Sometimes the hardest part of the journey is believing you're worthy of the trip.

The shadows are only the darkest when the light is at its brightest.

The moment you stop worrying about success is when success will happen.

Whoever thought a tiny candy bar should be called fun size was a moron.

If you have a priest that is pushing social justice, go find another parish. Go alert your bishop.

All men are created equal. It is what you do from there that makes the difference. We are all free agents in life. We make our own decisions. We control our own destiny.

No egoism is so insufferable as the Christian with regard to his soul.

The future is there... looking back at us. Trying to make sense of the fiction we will have become.

When heaven joins the battle against you, who could stand?

There he was, her confidant—strong, solid, and unbending.

America's Veterans have served their country with the belief that democracy and freedom are ideals to be upheld around the world.

When it comes to wine, I tell people to throw away the vintage charts and invest in a corkscrew. The best way to learn about wine is the drinking.

I never cry about what I don't have. I'm always positive.

A politician normally prospers under democracy in proportion ... as he excels in the invention of imaginary perils and imaginary defenses against them.

I love the idea of making records that people can use, records that have a sense of utility.

To follow Jesus means putting him first, and stripping ourselves of all the things that oppress our hearts.