I don't think you can really trust a man who likes to dance.

The intangibles are a euphemism for we have no idea what we're looking for but we know it when we see it.

So I hear they call you 'The Freak' Wow, that's quite a coincidence. They call me 'The Brain.'

If Russell Wilson gets outside of the protection and can scramble around, New England loses. If the Patriots keep him in the pocket, New England wins.

As Dennis Green used to say, there really is a time for pay and a time to play. And right now we're in the time for pay. That's just the reality of it.

A final word: I am not knowledgeable about the internet. I do not have a computer. I guess that at 74 years of age, I don't have the patience to learn.

We don't meditate to see heaven, but to end suffering.

I don't believe anyone really likes paint, unless he's tempted to eat it.

Competition is not only the basis of protection to the consumer, but is the incentive to progress.

I dont know how to read. I get all my news from Jon Stewart every day.

You can't hate yourself happy, You can't criticize yourself thin, You can't shame yourself wealthy. Real change begins with self-love and self care.

I am writing to apply for the position of bookkeeper. Attached, you will find my list of qualifications. I have been keeping books for four years now, and I am never going to give them back.

Being an actor on a movie set is like going to the playground at recess.

People call me a nerd because I like to spend time on the computer.

Okay, this was kissing. Serious kissing. Not just a kiss before moving out, not a good-bye, this was Hello, sexy, and wow, she’d never even suspected that it could feel this way.