I don't trust photographers. I'm now a relaxed, contented 60 year-old, but look at my pictures and you see a crazy, bug-eyed serial killer.

I have come to regard the law courts not as a cathedral but rather as a casino.

If your lawyers tell you that you have a very good case, you should settle immediately.

Joy multiplies when it is shared among friends, but grief diminishes with every division. That is life.

...It also taught me that while cruelty can be fun for a few moments, compassion has a much longer shelf life.

Comics don't like to see other comics do well.

Power is being able to say complete and utter nonsense and have it be believed, powerlessness is where no matter how much cogent evidence and proof one has, to not be believed.

The mob will now and then see things in a right light.

Whatever is popular deserves attention.

Arousal leaves us mind-blind.

You frantically want to make a mark on the history of humanity? You, King of the Fools! In the very distant future, there shall be no history; there shall remain not even a single trace of anything!

The bands that wrote the big, heroic rock songs - I really wanted to make a record like that.

The hardening of the attitudes is the most deadly disease on the face of the earth.