I don't understand capri pants. They seem like neither here nor there.

The first rule of Zombieland: Cardio. When the zombie outbreak first hit, the first to go, for obvious reasons ... were the fatties.

I had great difficulty in school interacting with others, and I took refuge in the contrived setting of play acting, which is what I still do.

I grew up in a secular suburban Jewish household where we only observed the religion on very specific times like a funeral or a Bar Mitzvah.

Every character I play has to be the hero of his own story, the way we're all heroes of our own lives.

I have an iPad and I watch three things: 'The Daily Show,' '60 Minutes,' and 'Meet the Press.'

No compliment is ever sufficient and every insult, of course, is true.

I have one female fan. But she lives with me. I'm not aware of any others.

Society will decide after the technology is created what we will and won't accept.

The happiest moments for me, creatively, are doing readings of a play around a table where there's no audience.

People ask me what my hobbies are in interviews, and I always say biking. But all I bike for is to get to rehearsal more quickly.

What if you already are the person you wish you were but you just don't know it yet?

There is no such thing as darkness only a failure to see.

The very cunning conceal their cunning; the indifferently shrewd boast of it.

Go deeper than love, for the soul has greater depths, love is like the grass, but the heart is deep wild rock molten, yet dense and permanent.

Never undertake anything unless you have the heart to ask Heaven's blessing on your undertaking.

I've got a lot to learn, and I'm very blessed to work with such talented actors. I'm nowhere near my goal. It's all about applying yourself and taking time to work and train.

As far as men go, they never gave me a chance to be me; they were always scared that somebody was going to take me.

I always like to start with a matte base then add shimmer.

More and more, as it becomes necessary to preserve the game, let us hope that the camera will largely supplant the rifle.

I give the president credit for at least one thing. He's proven that someone can deserve a Nobel prize less than Al Gore.