I don't understand why people don't remember my name.

I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.

Peter Marshall: A western saddle has a curved horn on the front to hold something for the cowboy. What is it?

Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!

My father was adamant in his disapproval of my interest in show business.

A closet full of wire hangers can be the most dangerous place in the world.

Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household.

I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me.

I'm Liberace without a piano.

I often go on a liquid fast a couple of days a week. I never take just water. Instead, I'll have maybe six glasses of vegetable and fruit juices a day.

I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery.

One frequently hears that there are not enough places for people to go. But where do we not go? We are too many and tread too heavily. (Perhaps the world is to blame for being too small.)

Writers are also sort of like vultures, but with fewer ethics.

600Christmas is about giving from the heart more than giving from the store.

Instead of just recording reality photographs have become the norm for the way things appear to us thereby changing the very idea of reality and of realism.

The only thing I've settled in my mind is that I want to forgive, and forgiveness comes with forgetting.

People think, 'Oh, I'm loving myself by sitting on this sofa for four hours.' Love yourself enough to get up!

The Samsara is the movement of life. And you, an individual self, a form, a moment on a wave, are bound.

The baritone can serve functions that the alto and tenor cannot, in orchestral voicing

I have switched on this modern laptop machine. And I have told myself that I must resist the temptation to start playing solitaire upon it.

No boy is worth crying over, and the one who is won't make you cry.