I don’t understand why people really get upset about something that doesn’t affect them at all.

When life gives you lemons don't make lemonade, make pink lemonade. Be unique.

I noticed recently, in the last few shows I did, that I'm starting to get people - not a large group, but quite a few people - who come to see me because they love Curb Your Enthusiasm.

If you feel like there's something out there that you're supposed to be doing, if you have a passion for it, then stop wishing and just do it.

I'm here today because I refused to be unhappy. I took a chance.

Don't bother me while I'm eating, or when I'm coming out of the crackhouse or something. Just let me get going.

And then also I think it's harder for women because comedy is so opposite of being ladylike.

Some government workers are dedicated and work hard, but most of them are just waiting to retire.

If you're passionate about your work, it makes the people around you want to be involved too.

I don't like the saying keep your friends close and enemies closer. I want my enemy on a different planet.

If you have a passion for it, then stop wishing and just do it.

Respect is reverence out of love, Fear is reverence out of hate.Choose Wisely

Where I am always thou art. Thy image lives within my heart

Growing up is such a barbarous business, full of inconvenience... and pimples.

The getting lost and recovering - that is the meditation.

I just try to be true to myself and look the way that I'm comfortable looking. Because if I'm comfortable with me, then you're going to be comfortable with me as well.

The effect produced by a short story depends almost entirely on its form.

Year Up for me is a year in which the young adults that we serve have an opportunity to move up in their lives and gain the access and opportunity they need to realize their potential.

My philosophy of life is that the meek shall inherit nothing but debasement, frustration, and ignoble deaths.

I want to be necessary and do good works. I ain't here to waste nobody's time, because I don't want you to waste mine.

Mature prayer always breaks into gratitude.