I don't understand why people think it's harder to do drama than it is to do comedy.

I've always been intrigued by the supernatural.

Perfect people are the scariest people to me.

Thank God I didn't put my career over family. That would have been the biggest mistake of my life. I'm really happy it went the way it did.

I bring a poofy gray down jacket with me wherever I go. It's meant for winter, but I use it most in the summer, when everyone cranks up the air-conditioning.

Everything is a struggle. Everything is relative, too, so I still feel like I'm struggling, in many aspects. I'm not worried about paying my rent next month, but in about two months, we'll see.

Women love hairy men. Cavemen were the sexiest men in history.

I like dark humor. My favorite movie of all time is 'Harold and Maude.'

I've always surrounded myself with funny people.

I observe a lot of you drunk people. What I do is I just let myself go there and fully commit to that drunk thing, not that I've ever done that myself. I've had a lot of practice. Let's be honest.

I guess Judd (Apatow) is my soul mate because we have a lot of hard times, and it's great at times, too.

life will come to an end one moment in time.

For sportsmen or women who want to be champions, the mind can be as important, if not more important, than any other part of the body.

No one who claims this to be a small world has ever flown across the Pacific.

Wait a minute, maybe I can do anything.

Fear will always knock on your door. Just don't invite it in for dinner. And for heaven's sake, don't offer it a bed for the night.

I did one pageant in sixth grade, and I loved it! I loved the dresses and the big hair.

I should like to be a horse.

But that is the object of long living, that man should cease to care about life.

I've put up with too much, too long, and now I'm just too intelligent, too powerful, too beautiful, too sure of who I am finally to deserve anything less.

"That we're dysfunctional and toxic!""We were dysfunctional and toxic," I correct her.