I don't understand why the police are infallible. They remind me a lot of the Catholic Church.

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

You need to combine your calling with your passion

An action made by an unwitting man, shall not define, nor justify a common thought and interpretation.

For one brief moment victory was within our grasp!" "And then the game started!

A hero is someone who, in spite of weakness, doubt or not always knowing the answers, goes ahead and overcomes anyway.

All of us are born for a reason, but all of us don't discover why.

If you feel lonely within your relationship, pay attention to this inner warning signal!

The Superego, in censoring the unconscious and in implanting conscience, also censors the censor.

Civility is not a sign of weakness.

[Truman Capote] was not only just selling his writing, but he was selling himself as a person.

Everybody likes to win.