I don't visit my parents often because Delta Airlines won't wait in the yard while I run in.

My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?

There's a light at the end of the tunnel. And it's a train.

Sin recognized but that may keep us humble, But oh, it keeps us nasty.

My femininity is always something I've tried to preserve in this dog-eat-dog world.

I went out to dinner with a Marine last weekend. He looked across the table and he goes, "I could kill you in seven seconds." I go, "I'll just have toast, then."

The best contraceptive is the word no - repeated frequently.

I hate people. People make me pro-nuclear.

I can't get a relationship to last longer than it takes to make copies of their tapes.

If I had been the Virgin Mary, I would have said "No."

My mom's Jewish and my dad's Irish Catholic alcoholic, so I whine on the inside.

he(Quinn)put his hand out to his friend. “I’ll lay my life down for you.With or Without that piece of paper

Intelligence is not the ability to store information, but to know where to find it.

I don't just talk about change. I actually have a plan to execute change and make it happen.

To inspire love is a woman's greatest ambition, believe me. It's the one thing woman care about and there's no woman so proud that she does not rejoice at heart in her conquests.

The pleasure that is in sorrow is sweeter than the pleasure of pleasure itself.

I knocked part of my tooth out with a scrubbing brush on stage whilst singing 'Hard Knock Life' in Annie.

Infinite sharing is the law of God s inner life.

Certainly for my father, there were great times, good times, not-so-good times. He might be shooting a Fellini film for six months, then not working for two months. I'm used to that dynamic.

If you've been playing poker for half an hour and you still don't know who the patsy is, you're the patsy.