I don't walk around like I'm a movie star because I don't think of myself as a movie star. People usually don't even notice me.

It takes nothing away from a human to be kind to an animal.

I've been prepping for my role as Medusa.

My significant other right now is myself, which is what happens when you suffer from multiple personality disorder and self-obsession.

Is it that your dream is unattainable or is it that you have the wrong dream?

When I go out with the ladies, I don't force them to pronounce my name. I tell them I like to go by the nickname of Kitten.

Do I have a large frog in my hair? I have the sensation that something is eating my brain.

I don't know a single person in life that doesn't have conflict.

I like working all the time. I hate taking breaks. I don't like the weekends.

I love having a master. I have no problem serving my director. That's my job. I want to make them happy.

I'm like the kid that crams for tests and never remembers anything.

Arab' is the new four-letter word, didn't you know?

Of course, not everything is unsayable in words, only the living truth.

A writer who is afraid to overreach himself is as useless as a general who is afraid to be wrong.

I think that autistic brains tend to be specialized brains. Autistic people tend to be less social. It takes a ton of processor space in the brain to have all the social circuits.

You can't be common, the common man goes nowhere; you have to be uncommon

The perfect rescue dog is out there for everybody. You just have to find it.

The way you motivate a football team is to eliminate the unmotivated ones.

Nice criticism is good when it tells you something. A lot of negative "criticism" isn't criticism at all: it's just nasty, "writerly" cliché and invective.

The man who puts into the marriage only half of what he owns will get that out.

It is predicated on the assumption that you dislike what you are doing during the most physically capable years of your life. This is a nonstarter—nothing can justify that sacrifice.