I don't wanna just be remembered for the funniest guy in my neighborhood.

I don't want to die tomorrow knowing I could've had a piece of cake tonight.

There's 5 levels of fatness! Fluffy is one of the levels. There's big, healthy, husky, fluffy and damn.

Why do people measure life by the years instead of how good the years were?

I drink diet coke so I can eat regular cake.

Me racist? The only race I hate is the one you have to run.

Life is measured by how you lived it, not by the years.

With all the classes they offer at school, how come they don't have one for common sense?

When you go to Hawaii, it's all about "Aloha." It means hello, goodbye and I love you.

You live by the cake, you die by the cake.

I had to travel half way across the world to be called an American.

Focus on beauty to have a beautiful life.

Fortune and love favor the brave.

The Stuart sovereigns of England steadily attempted to strengthen their power, and the resistance to that effort caused an immense growth of Parliamentary influence.

Kuwait is an origin, and her regulations are branches, so be devoted to the origin, the roots will be insured.

God have mercy on the sinner Who must write with no dinner, No gravy and no grub, No pewter and no pub, No bellyand no bowels, Only consonants and vowels.

If you're out, and starving, and need a bite to eat, then you need fast food.

Seize God’s vision. Activate your faith. Make your move.

It will be a dream come true if I can go there and lift it. (on the Champions League trophy)

At its fundamentally flawed core, the aim of almost any learning program is to help us become who we are not.

I always say that in investing you want to buy stock in a company that has a business that's so good that an idiot can run it, because sooner or later one will. We have a country like that.