I don't want anything bad to happen to the United States, but if North Korea ever drops a nuclear bomb on this country, I swear to God, I hope it lands in Hartford.

No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone... you answer it.

The hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself, especially when everybody is watching.

What did the 5 fingers say to the face. S L A P!

I think extreme sports are really good for relieving stress.

You know, be able to do something great in your life, you're gonna have to realize your failures. You're gonna have to embrace them and figure out how to overcome it.

Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!

Cause my life is dope, and I do dope sh*t

I support anyone's right to be who they want to be. My question is: to what extent do I have to participate in your self-image?

The mark of greatness is when everything before you is obsolete, and everything after you bears your mark.

Chivalry is dead. Women killed it.

God of miracles.God of wonders.

If you let life pass you by now, it won't ever come back. You don't get another chance

that you will become entrapped in someone else’s recent careless thoughts.

Discipline is needed in our pursuit.

A bad workman quarrels with the man who calls him that.

It is good to love the unknown.

I guess when your heart gets broken, you sort of start to see the cracks in everything.

There is a place in you that you don't even know exists, where you can simply stand back and watch without feeling any pain.

He who asserts he is free, shall be free. He who says he is bound, bound he shall remain.