I don't want my readers slowed down by long passages of narrative.

You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."-

I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur

The 'Barnaby' books were always intended to be graphic novels.

I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.

When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the boys' bathroom at school.

My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco.

Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.

-You're gloating, Max. It's not flattering. Somebody needs to teach you a little humility.- -A good woman could do that.- -She'd have to be armed and dangerous.-

Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.

Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.

The most unknown, unused and unrecognised tool of the human mind, is the recognition that attitude is always a choice.

I think you've got to keep it simple, keep it fresh. Stay away from all that processed stuff, read the labels.

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for ours to amuse them...

Wine is a bride who brings a great dowry to the man who woos her persistently and gracefully.

I don't think that we really know a whole lot about Barack Obama at all that you would really call distinctive.

God has been described by all the scriptures of the world as protector and saviour of the sinner.

Life is never a straight line - it's peaks and valleys. Why would you want to be the same person every day of your life?

Virtue and vice are both prophets; the first, of certain good; the second, of pain or else of penitence.

Unless you're completely exploded, there's always something to be grateful for.

The progress of any writer is marked by those moments when he manages to outwit his own inner police system.