I don't want no better book than what your face is.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Free yourself from the complexities of your life! A life of simplicity and happiness awaits you.

Writing at its best is simply taking dictation from your soul.

Everyone has something they can't live without.

I'm astonished by my success.

I mean, there's no arguing. There is no anything. There is no beating around the bush. 'You're fired' is a very strong term.

I'm normally last and I'm quite a late person and that is just who I am.

No price is too high to pay to try to make the financial system go on a little bit longer. But ultimately it can't be saved, because of the mathematics that are involved.

The way I see it, how can you really say you'll love a person longer than love lasts?

The worst thing that can happen to a man is to lose his money, the next worst his health, the next worst his reputation.

Take the job you would take if you were independently wealthy. You're going to do well at it.