I don't want the IRS banging down my door.

There's no point in living in an alternate reality.

New York is where you go to catch a big fish.

In real life, people are constantly saying one thing and doing another, but if you write your characters that way, the story becomes too hard to follow.

If you're still in a bar when the lights go on, you are a loser.

If you don't like or care about your job, what's the big deal? I am so over it.

Some people with blogs are never going to get famous, and they've been doing it for, like, over a year. I feel bad for them.

If you want to do what you want to do, you have to look a certain way.

Everyone should have a blog. It's the most democratic thing ever.

I always regarded people who want fame with a lot of suspicion. Unless you have a product to sell, I don't know why anyone would want to be famous. I can't imagine what need that would fill.

I always feel like I'm missing out on something, that someone is having more fun than I am, so I take measures to make sure that is impossible.

The pursuit of happiness is a most ridiculous phrase: if you pursue happiness you'll never find it.

I've joked that I would have either become schizophrenic or an actress, but as an actress you can do both.

Cinema is a medium that can translate ideas.

Simply getting a country's population online is not going to trigger a revolution in critical thinking.

Thank you for the opportunity for the Democratic Party and progressives to reclaim the votes of the sane citizens of these United States.

It is worthwhile for anyone to have behind him a few generations of honest, hard-working ancestry.

My ambition is always to get better and better.

To succeed, you must have tremendous perseverance, tremendous will.

On this basic - being right and doing right the whole world can unite.

If the only thing people learned was not to be afraid of their experience, that alone would change the world.