I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying.

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.

You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it.

Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser!

To you, I'm an atheist.To God, I'm the loyal opposition.

God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.

For a human being, nothing comes naturally, ' said Grumman. 'We have to learn everything we do.

My dad is a really honest, hardworking, straight guy.

Contemplation is that condition of alert passivity, in which the soul lays itself open to the divine Ground within and without, the immanent and transcendent Godhead.

You can't get unfamous. You can get infamous but you can't get unfamous.

I can't do comedy that is cutting and vicious. If I knew I'd said something that was going to make someone feel bad, well, that supersedes everything.

Because here’s what guys don’t do if they can’t live without you: They don’t break up with you.

I am really indoors-y. I am a video game and movie buff, and this keeps me in my little boy cave.

The musical heritage of Yorkshire is deep and wide.

We had a picture of the pope and President [J.F.] Kennedy on top of the television.

We are one blink of an eye away from being fully awake