I don't want to be THE president, but I would like to have A president.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

The Grammys are supposed to be awards for artistic excellence… Iggy Azalea’s not excellent.

Five hundred years from now, who'll know the difference?!

There is just no reason why the richest nation in the world can't provide health care to all its people.

I try to find nice chord changes, that's how I love to start, and then I start trying to knock it into a song, knock it into shape.

I don't think anyone is closer to the voters in Washington than members of the House of Representatives.

I'm passionate about stories that have humanity, compassion and humor.

A God-intoxicated man. [Ger., Gott-trunkener Mensch.]

Who knows what the future holds but I think I'll always be that dude that can run hooks, and do hooks for other artists, and really know how to make a catchy hook.

I'm one of these people that, once you have had your election and you have elected your candidate, let's see what actually happens.