I don't want to be a tree

…I realized my happiness was artificial. I felt happy because I saw the others were happy and because I knew I should feel happy, but I wasn't really happy.

The crow that mimics a cormorant gets drowned.

A Christian's celebration of Christmas should be a lot different from that of nonbelievers.

There are many worlds and many systems of Universes existing all at the same time, all of them perishable.

Subtract out the impact and the fall is all you get. So here's two beers to remember why and three more to forget.

I never killed anyone with my tuba.

President-elect Donald Trump is not happy that he lost the popular vote. And this stat is probably not going to make him feel any better.

I just love making a fool out of myself. I made my living as a clown at kids' parties for about three years.

With dogs and people, it's love in big splashy colours. When you're involved with a cat, you're dealing in pastels.

I have a horror of sunsets; they're so romantic, so operatic.