I don't want to be an editor - I want to be really forward about that. I would be a horrible editor.

It's kind of like, I love doing tons of different things. The only thing I hate is not being in ensembles.

I do like any kind of project that has both comedy and drama in it because in life you don't have one day where everything is funny then the next day everything is dramatic.

Sometimes I get mad when I think that I only have maybe 40 or 50 more springs in New York. When I miss one, 'cause I'm on location for a film, I wanna go, 'That's it, that just cost me one of my 50!'

The great thing about playing a character that's similar to the audience, or similar to you, is that you get to have the same reaction that you would actually have to whatever's going on.

I have a really dry sense of humor. I don't think it's funny when people wink at the camera. That's more of an actor thing, just committing to whatever the thing is.

The script for 'In Good Company' was the first one I ever showed my dad.

My folks still live in my childhood home, and so when I'm home with them, I usually feel the best.

To be able to work with someone who you learn so much from is a really valuable experience.

I really need a therapist.

You can tell when someone is just trying to use you. It becomes just someone who's hanging around. Whenever someone sucks up to me, it never goes anywhere because I'm too boring a guy.

And I write novels!" chimed in the other cop. "Though I haven't had any of them published yet, so I better warn you, I'm in a meeeean mood!

Yes, I'm shallow, I don't mind admitting it. Perhaps I should admit that there's no end to the depths of my shallowness.

When I was in college, I really liked poetry. I don't read much anymore.

Everyone keeps saying, "Oh my God, oh my God, how intimidating." It's like saying, "How could you date Jennifer Aniston after she's been with Brad Pitt?" I don't care.

Sometimes slow, steady effort is rewarded with justice that arrives like a thunderbolt.

I don't really check out other people's butts.

I think when you do radio there's a certain amount of freedom that when you walk in and sit down and turn the mic on, it's you. It's all you.

The earth incites the wonder and admiration of man even though he is imperfect and his understanding greatly limited.

Love is never free ... It is the most expensive emotion we have.

I am the president now, the president of everybody.