I don't want to be dying. I want to be dead.

To me, the most important rules in life are:1. Never trust people you love.2. Never trust people you don't love.3. Never trust people at all.

I used to believe that the world is a journey that takes you on a mystical ride across time. I don't anymore.

Hatred makes you weak where else love makes you vulnerable. There's a difference.

Why is it that we are constantly proving the world wrong but never proving ourselves right?

Effective love is rarely efficient.

uh, yeah, I love...worms" Classic. Someone should record the gold that flows from my mouth.

To me a book is a message from the gods to mankind; or, if not, should never be published at all.

Sometimes I wonder what I'm a-gonna do 'Cause there ain't no cure for the summertime blues.

Anger and humour are like the left and right arm. They complement each other.

When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the boys' bathroom at school.

They say stay in the lines, but there's always something better on the other side.

It's just like music when you reckon it up. It's like, listening to Pavement, it's just the Fall in 1985, isn't it? They haven't got an original idea in their heads.

I love you, I love you, I love you! And if you ever die on me again, I'll kill you so dead! (Tabitha)

Maybe the only significant difference between a really smart simulation and a human being was the noise they made when you punched them.