I don't want to be known as this goody-two-shoes who can only do comedies where puppies are licking peanut butter off my face.

Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.

There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.

Think first. Think twice. Think again. Respect others. Respect yourself. Respect dreams.

Pie...it fills the cracks of the heart. Go away, pain.

Nobody actually ever does this—escaping through a window.

I had my boy in Boston on Easter Sunday. That kills me, from a sports perspective. He's a Boston baby and I'm a New York guy.

A song can take you to a special time in your life.

Every time you make a decision, you mess with someone's life.

It's always cool to meet people who can do things that you have no capacity to do.

Once a year my back will go out and it'll be... it's like a sciatic thing and it's the smallest thing. Like I could be leaning over the sink to brush my teeth in a weird way and it happens.

Thoughts become things. If you see it in your mind, you will hold it in your hand." - Bob Proctor

Don’t judge a bird by its feathers

Marketing is the devil.

Jesus was a lover of life, a very affirmative person, but Christianity is life-negative.

The catalogue of miseries seems to cry out for commercial spots and a station break: the stuff of noonday soap opera.

I remember swallowing my tooth up in a high chair, but I definitely don't remember the first time I played bass. It was like, back there!

The angels can be thought of as our prayer partners.

We are fortunate now to become aware of the contents of our mind. With that knowledge we will be able to change the aspects that lead to confusion and misery in our lives.

I say we are climbing out of a ditch and we are climbing up.

You have to be very committed and find happiness in the work that you do.