I don't want to be one of those guys, but Snape DOES kill Dumbledore.

I was mad when I heard The Amazing Race wasn't about white people.

I was kosher until I had my Bar Mitzvah, and I parlayed officially becoming a man into telling my father I wanted to eat cheeseburgers.

I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents.

It's all about being a part of something in the community, socializing with people who share interests and coming together to help improve the world we live in.

In New York, we tip everyone. We tip doormen, we tip cab drivers, and we tip bartenders at the bar. You'll get quite an evil eye if you don't leave a tip at the bar.

I like hot dogs. I like eggplant. I like pizza and creamed corn and beer. But I don't like Arabs.

The best way to travel abroad is to live with the locals.

I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog

It turns out Superman is weak to Kryptonite and horses.

Women have the right to choose what do with their own bodies. They can take it in the cooch or in the pooper. But that's where their right to choose stops, in my opinion.

Work, home, or play we should all aspire to inspire everyday.

Turning into a vampire is like signing a supernatural contract and like any contract, there are clauses.And there is the fine print.

As beings who cannot know the outcome of any particular action, it is difficult for us to act in a way that will be necessarily beneficial to another, or necessarily detrimental.

All I know is that I love you. And for the first time, that's good enough.

I am a Christian, therefore I am a communist.

When we work from the Soul consciousness, we can shape our own destiny.

[Jeffrey Lewis is] The best lyricist working in the US today.

I've never been in a place where winning has hurt the ability to do anything.

What producers did was mostly recording in the studio, so it never changed our sound just that much.