I don't want to be that guy mumbling into his drink at a bar.

People are like music, some speak the truth and others are just noise.

Alcohol is really just the liquid version of Photoshop.

Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood.

Friendship is so weird. You just pick a human you've met and you're like, 'Yep, I like this one,' and you just do stuff with them.

I'm a nut, but not just a nut.

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

You know how funerals are not for the dead, they’re for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, they’re for the uncommitted.

You can tell how boring a person is by the lack of fear in their eyes when someone is flipping through photos on their phone.

Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying.

The secret is to have a sense of yourself, your real self, your unique self. And not just once in a while, or once a day, but all through the day, the week and life.

In order to do good, you may have to engage in evil

You'll always be the deepest scar on my heart.

Enjoy a return to goodness produced each day in the tranquil and beneficent breath of the morning.

Never follow the crowd. Go where it's empty.

Even though sometimes you can control your anger, you can't control your sadness.

Without publicity there can be no public support, and without public support every nation must decay.

Good literature makes your head throb heartlike

Friendship can be really tested only in bad times.

Some people can rap, some can sing, some can write, some can do all of the above.

I dont want a Europe that is just a free-trade area attached to NATO. Even less do I want a Europe where its everyone against everyone, and social and fiscal dumping replaces solidarity.