I don't want to be the only survivor on the island with no smoke.

Gangsta rappers can't fight, so they rap about guns.

Dutch in my ear, Olde E in my palm, I Freddy Krueger your face, Michael Myers your moms. You botherin mine? That's when I'm sparkin the nine.

I don't like thugs, I don't like nerds, I don't like myself and I hate bein' disturbed.

Shawn Carter is nice, but Sean Price is the best.

Wake up: all of that 'crack in the street' talk? It's made up, like 'Jack and the Beanstalk.'

I'm a grumpy old man. The older I get the more anti-social I get.

The hip-hop that we grew up on is dead to a certain degree. I'm trying to keep it alive though, it's alive in the underground, but don't nobody know about it.

I can't see myself not rappin' and not talking the bullshit I'm talking. I love that! I can't lie. Once I stop I'm just going to stop all the way.

Everyone's always like, "Why don't you guys wear white ties?" You know why we don't? It's because they're in the wash.

The Mother of Ignorance is always pregnant. But at Sean Price house, the b**ch have twins!

It is always sad to leave a place to which one knows one will never return. Such are the melancolies du voyage: perhaps they are one of the most rewarding things about traveling.

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.

I think politics is extremely funny in and of itself.

A sketch has charm because of its truth - not because it is unfinished.

If you're not a target, you're a failure.

When my friends lack an eye, I look at them in profile.

There's a lot of different things that we do during life that could personally harm us and I choose not to stop doing those things.

All music is based on country music. And that's why so many different kinds of people relate to it. There are more country music fans in New Jersey than there are down South.

I think most serious photographers understand that there's this large gap between the world and how the world looks through a photograph.

You love me. Real or not real?" I tell him, "Real.