I don't want to get involved in the culture war. Religion's iffy.

The appetizer is just an excuse for an extra meal. Let's see, I will start with the eighty buffalo wings.

Yeah the appetizer, that's the food we eat before we have our food...No no you're thinking of dessert, that's food we eat after we have our food.

You wanna know how good bacon is? To improve other food, they wrap it in bacon.

Whenever you correct someone's grammar just remember that nobody likes you.

I talk kinda slow, especially for the Northeast, so it was a way to beat [would-be hecklers] to the punch.

My favorite vegetable is the marshmallow.

The only advantage to wearing glasses is that you can do that dramatic removal.

Anyone know if the shuttles to Hell will have Wifi? Asking for a friend.

One of the benefits of eating salad is that you can eat tons of it and never be satisfied.

In the end, the type of parent you are is going to be something that you carry with you. ... Having multiple kids, it's been a gift in a way. It's keeping the priorities straighter.

Laugh it off, Life gets better.

I feel that a book is never written by the writer aloneit's written by him and everyone around him be it directly or indirectly

Put on some lipstick and pull yourself together.

Fear is for the old. Lack of it is one of the joys of youth.

The world is nothing but 'world-as-meaning.

If you really want to know something about me, you should know this: I like my music loud.

In acting there's two different things: You're either pitching in a scene, or you're catching.

Typhoid and swans - it all comes from the same place.

Be of good cheer, I have overcome the world.

God Himself underwrites your battle and has appointed His own Son 'the captain of your salvation'.