I don't want to give a cool appraisal of Jeremy Irons. I just want to boil him in oil.

But perhaps this is what goes wrong with long marriages--you state your opinions, your likes and dislikes, at the beginning and then forget to mention when they change" (135).

The best interviews like the best biographies should sing the strangeness and variety of the human race.

I have freedom. But freedom means total selfishness. It means nobody cares much what you do.

What did I get from Simon? An education - the thing my parents always wanted me to have.

I just think I'm fairly aggressive.

God is the soul of the universe.

Proving one’s innocence is as improbable as going to Pluto fora honeymoon. It could take away everything you had in life, dearones, dreams, hopes and, most importantly, the right to have yourfreedom.

The greatest gift you can open is your heart to someone in need.

We live in an era where pizzas show up faster than the police.

You know what I ask Jewish liberals? 'Why don't you preach what you practice?'

Race is still somewhat of a taboo in comedy. But if you're a minority, then you can make fun of your own minority. And that's a nice service that many of them provide.

A surprising amount of my jokes sound very implausible but are true.

when you lose your sails, row.

Ambition breaks the ties of blood, and forgets the obligations of gratitude.

People should not be responding to bigoted ugliness with any ugliness of their own.