I don’t want to hear it. Go back to Sammy and get your platter of gonorrhea with a heaping side order of chlamydia. It’s free. Please leave.

Alex chuckled and whispered in her ear. “I’m feeling huge . . . I mean I have this huge desire . . . Crap, you feel good tonight. And you smell so good.

You men never change. Is that all you can see? Proud grandfathers of a large....” Mrs. Werner smacked her husband upside the head and took the pictures away.

Tragically, many people have this faithless, wishy-washy mindset, which causes them to lose the battle in their minds before they ever fight it in the world.

In giving freedom to the slave, we assure freedom to the free - honorable alike in what we give and what we preserve. We shall nobly save, or meanly lose, the last best hope of earth.

ManBearPig, half man, half bear, half pig

There is so much to do on a film set. It is an extraordinarily invigorating and wonderful place to be, when things are running well.

He who would not fall off the precipice must not venture too near the edge.

My mom and dad met at Anaheim High School. After they got married, all they wanted to do was have four children, and they did.

Building a visionary company requires one percent vision and 99 percent alignment.

All of us write wish fulfillment.

We not only need to work happy, we need to work at being happy.

A very honest woman but something given to lie