I don't want to judge anybody by wherever they go.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out the next morning that it was someone else.

What ever fortune brings, don't be afraid of doing things.

The nation is a community. Community of individuals, community of generations.

The government should be actively enforcing the high road.

Do you expect, forsooth, that a mother will hand down to her children principles which differ from her own?

The triumph of writing fiction is that by doing so, writers can build a more ideal world in themselves.

I am comfortable performing now. I love it!

If you cut funding to libraries, you cut the lifeblood of our communities.

Baseball is our national pastime, that is if you discount political campaigning.

Any attempt at understanding humanity must include an explanation of the hold that supernatural belief continues to have on most of the human race.