I don't want to play fat cops for the rest of my life.

I don't measure a man's success by how high he climbs but how high he bounces when he hits bottom.

If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking.

May God have mercy for my enemies because I won't.

I am a Soldier, I fight where I am told, and I win where I fight.

A good plan violently executed now is better than a perfect plan executed next week.

Give me an Army of West Point graduates and I'll win a battle... Give me a handful of Texas Aggies and I'll win a war.

A leader is a man who can adapt principles to circumstances.

Better to fight for something than live for nothing.

Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.

Fear kills more people than death.

I do not write poetry

The only thing that separates the person you are from the person you want to be are the actions you take.

The only job a parent has is work themselves out of a job.

The concept of doing holiday episodes is a huge part of what's fantastic about doing TV. And viewers agree; you see the numbers going up for holiday episodes.

One day, music will take its rightful place as the true religion of Mankind.

Those sweetly smiling angels with pensive looks, innocent faces, and cash-boxes for hearts.

I had to take responsibility, even if it meant saying no to an authority figure, because I was the authority on me.

My dark comic edge is the end result of trying to use humor to maintain my sanity growing up in a dysfunctional family in Honolulu.

We used to think that energy and water would be the critical issues for the next century. Now we think water will be the critical issue.

Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.