I don't want to sound like 'chirpy Evan' who's just bouncing around with his unrealistic views and doesn't understand what's going on.

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.

It's not a bad idea to occasionally spend a little time thinking about things you take for granted. Plain everyday things.

In principle, there are only three main components of spending that much matter to monetary policy: consumer spending, business investment and exports and trade.

We are more likely to cheat if we see others doing so. We tend to conform to accepted norms of reasonable behaviour, rather than adhere to strict rules.

Someday we'll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.

If you're not making some mistakes, it probably means you're not trying hard enough.

Men don't know much about women. We do know when they're happy. We know when they're crying, and we know when they're pissed off. We just don't know in what order these are gonna come at us.

It's amazing, if you know what you want to say, how fast it is to write.

Being funny, it turns out, is like being a bank. It's a confidence trick. As long as everyone believes in you, you are fine.

But sometimes it's good to dare yourself to do the unthinkable. And rather than stand in front of an audience with no clothes on, I decided to have a go at stand-up comedy.

I guess I always felt even if the world came to an end, McDonald's would still be open.

Beware of those who are always hungry, for they will feed you to the wolves just to get paid.

That boy shakes me upside down and inside out.

After a while you learn that everything stops.

Saturn is the most photogenic planet in the solar system.

Translating is a respectable, valuable, creative and worthwhile use of a human brain.

In the eyes of authority - and maybe rightly so - nothing looks more like a terrorist than the ordinary man.

Still this planet's soil for noble deeds grants scope abounding.

After about 25 fights you don't always have to keep going to the bathroom before the fight.

Dream happy dreams. You are the only one who has ever touched my heart. It will always be yours. Sleep,my only love.