I don't want to sound pretentious, but you could hire a bunch of monkeys to be on a TV show, and if it's successful, then everything's perfect and everybody's happy.

I think I'd be a good pimp cuz I'd never beat my ho's.

In Hollywood today, it's cool for guys to wear nail polish and earrings in their lips and tongues. I don't get it.

Good things happen when you get your priorities straight.

To me, theater is the mecca; if you really love to act, that's where it's the most fun, by a long shot.

I love the smell of a woman's armpit when she's not wearing deodorant.

I liked being in the spotlight.

If you don't have any fight in you, you might as well be dead.

Good, bad mediocre or whatever it is, if a director wants me in his movie, I take it as a compliment.

There are 6 billion people in the world. It's hard to find the one person who's right for you.

I was raised right. I dig who I am.

Sometimes when you hold on too loosely, it's as if you aren't holding on at all.

The middle [those rough patches that come before the completion of our milestones] is only a temporal place, never settle there or cut corners to get out!

Imagine what could happen if we all had the heart to be who we truly are.

Bachelor parties are for the married guys.

The assimilationist movement is running us into the ground.

I imagine that my characters have become much more complicated than when I first began, which would be normal

The only thing that can change Japan is a change in government.

poetry is first of all a way of life and only secondarily a way of writing.

The way to grow grand is not: to demand. In life's every field you are what you yield.

Any lady who is first lady likes being first lady. I don't care what they say, they like it.