I don't want to spend my entire life drawing talking heads. It seems like a waste of everyone's time.

I.. Uh...What are you having?... Did you make some of those up

Out here where the world begins and ends, it’s like nothing ever stops happening.

Scott: I don't think I'm ready to be a grown-up. Kim: I don't think you are either, buddy. But hey, you'll get it. It just takes practice.

This song is for the guy who keeps yelling from the balcony, and it's called 'We hate you, please die.'

When you're alone, you look at yourself more, it is kind of inevitable.

Oh, hey, maybe I should have mentioned that my friends are retarded douchebags.

I need some kind of... like... last minute, poorly-set-up deus ex machina!!

There was about six months when I was absorbing other stuff and not drawing very much. After a long period of not drawing, you have to, like, relearn how to draw. It's not very fun.

I have a lot on my mind and not a lot to do so it's going to come out, all of it, and then, then, it may begin to make a sort of sense

I feel like im in this river just getting swept along... And if I hold on to anyone, if I'm holding on for dear life, I'm not getting anywhere. I'm stuck. ...I never wanted to get stuck

Happiness simply cannot be relied upon as a measure of success.

We are living in a world where moral climates have no atmosphere.

In this situation I was constantly exposed to danger and death.

Pop changes week to week, month to month. But great music is like literature.

I like playing the same person over and over again. I've done shows for over a year on Broadway, and I never get bored.

The forces that divide us are not as strong as those that unite us.

I like to quote myself frequently and often, it makes me sound much more intelligent than I actually am.

People can smile even when terrified.

Wisest is he who knows what he does not know.

Columbia is ... for people whose genitals still work, dammit. For writers who want to be brave and persevere in the real world where people often fail.