I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

We are no longer the knights who say Ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!

I fart in your general direction.

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

When danger reared its ugly head, He bravely turned his tail and fled.

The creative mind plays with the object it loves.

It isn't until you come to a spiritual understanding of who you are - not necessarily a religious feeling, but deep down, the spirit within - that you can begin to take control.

There was no denying it. Boys grabbed him. Their loveliness tore him apart. The world was a wonder after all.

I get to a certain point, and I think in a novel it's about the third draft, when I want other eyes on it.

Families are the compass that guide us.

We must alter theory to adapt it to nature, but not nature to adapt it to theory.‎

The trouble with crying over an onion is that once the chopping gets you started and the tears begin to well up, the next thing you know you just can’t stop!

To concede that there are social problems that cannot be corrected without the state is to give up the entire argument over the future of liberty itself.

I think I came back from America a funnier and nicer person than I went.

Flowers are an education in a vase.