I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with Prudential. All I can say is: When I go they go!

I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.

My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese. Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

No matter how often I tell people I'm thirty-nine some of them refuse to believe I'm that old.

A rich man is one who isn't afraid to ask the salesperson to show him something cheaper.

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause.

A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid.

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.

I went to a meeting for premature ejactulators. I left early.

To her credit, though, Trace didn't lose her famous temper, not at that moment. At eighteen she was already expert at the older woman's art of fermenting rage, conserving it, for later use.

When I wear her clothes, I just feel safer, like she's whispering in my ear.

The appeal to the white man's pocket has ever been more effectual than all the appeals ever made to his conscience.

Making any statement of your feelings is risky. It's just like making pictures.

What I enjoy is a collaboration. Working with other like-minded people. People who have brilliant minds and big hearts.

I don't like writing with real people in mind.

We are simply allowing our right to self-determination to be stolen from us.

Playing a superhero was an acting challenge for me. It was fun.

Give ordinary people the right tools, and they will design and build the most extraordinary things.

It may have been observed that there is no regular path for getting out of love as there is for getting in. Some people look upon marriage as a short cut that way, but it has been known to fail.