I don't weigh a pound over one hundred and eighty and, what's more, I never did.

I have more folds than an origami convention.

I don't believe there is any finer mission on earth than just to make people laugh.

I've never used my weight to get a laugh. That is, used my size as the subject for humor. You never saw me stuck in a door-way or stuck in a chair.

The worst wounds, the deadliest of them, aren't the ones people see on the outside. They're the ones that make us bleed internally.

cheered by the optimism that one sometimes had at the beginning of strenuous exercise, a kind of helium that filled our lungs and carried us along

You arrogant little snot (John Hammond)

I realized women and humor were linked very closely.

I can't draw a straight line to save my life. I just can't draw.

As an athlete, you choose your sport and are drawn into it but your passion should never be driven by fame and fortune but a desire to create something special that people will always remember.

I don’t have the passion anymore, and so remember, it’s better to burn out than to fade away.

There is zero evidence for god.

When it looks like the sun isn't going to shine any more, God puts a rainbow in the clouds. Each one of us has the possibility, the responsibility, the probability to be the rainbow in the clouds.

Association with my pupils has kept me young in my work. Criticism of their work has kept my own point of view clear.