I dont' like talking to horses because they are naysayers

It seems to me we have been in a rhetorical arms race in this country, with each side unwilling to lay down its weapons for fear - usually justified - the other side would beat them to a pulp.

Global warming alarmists are unpatriotic racists knowingly misleading for their own ends.

That's the trouble with trying to influence an undecided voter. First you have to find one

I'm more concerned about members of Congress being drug-free than I am about members of the Yankees or Giants

One day, someone will get too close to the television, and I will pull them into this hell with me.

Sometimes you just stumble into something that works, and here I am a quarter of a century later.

Anyone who has seen me spin that heavy, giant wheel on television knows that I'm not a steroid user

There's a difference between climate & weather, moron!

I said yes, which turned out to be the right answer.

Once you buy a prize, it's yours to keep.

We have pain and hate and love and joy and war in the world because we want them.

Yes! Yes! There's the attitude. Where was that girl during the race? Off getting sushi?

The zeal of fools offends at any time.

The job of the leader is to speak to the possibility.

The piano is always true to me. In times of despair, happiness, and joy, its mood is always my own.

The result, therefore, of this physical enquiry is that we find no vestige of a beginning, no prospect of an end.

All my money is in a savings account. My dad has explained the stock market to me maybe 75 times. I still don't understand it.

If America had been discovered as many times as I have, no one would remember Columbus.

A new poll showed that 66% of Americans think President Bush is doing a poor job handling the war in Iraq and the remaining 34% think that Adam and Eve rode dinosaurs to church.

Hollywood is a place where they place you under contract instead of under observation.