I dont partake in assembly-line convenience. I dont say that killing things is bad while I hire people to kill things for me.

If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed - like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese.

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians - except for the occasional mountain lion steak.

Look what venison does to a goofy guitar player from Detroit? I'm going to be 54 this year and if I had any more energy I'd scare you.

My idea of fast food is a mallard.

The government is so out of control. It is so bloated and infested with fraud and deceit and corruption and abuse of power.

There will come a time when the gun owners of America, the law-abiding gun owners of America, will be the Rosa Parks and we will sit down on the front seat of the bus, case closed.

Where you have the most armed citizens in America, you have the lowest violent crime rate. Where you have the worst gun control, you have the highest crime rate.

I didn't invent the middle finger, but I perfected the use of it.

I'm Beginning To Wonder If It Would Have Been Best Had The South Won The Civil War.

I'm the gun guy, a loud guitar Dirty Harry with a ponytail.

The imagination is precious. Don't lose it. Don't lose the child in you.

The closet is the best study. The commentators are good instructors, but the Author Himself is far better.

Singing someone else's songs is like keeping your clothes on.

'I don't believe you've changed at all, Charles.' 'No, I'm afraid not.' 'D'you want to change?' 'It's the only evidence of life.'

I had never said, 'dad, I love you'.

I think I am a good role model, and a lot of mothers come up to me and they're really happy, and I think if any girl follows their dreams then anything can happen to them.

There is a moment, a chip in time, when leaving home is the lesser crime.

If you are absolutely without mind, just pure consciousness, time stops completely, disappears, leaving no trace behind.

All of us, ultimately, we're not that interesting, when it comes down to it.