I dragged my wife from our honeymoon in Africa and landed her in Ontario, Canada, when it was -40 degrees.

I don't expect success. I prepare for it.

Are you stalking me? Because that would be super.

Laughing can serve you in dark moments and even help you crawl your way back out.

Everyone thinks their baby is a genius. People find it delightfully refreshing when I tell them, My baby? Totally average. Like, 100 percent average.

I just love bikes. It's not the safest passion to have, but I guess it's better than Russian roulette.

There are so few surprises left in life. We've gotten so addicted to knowing. It's the Google generation. We want the answer to everything right now!

If it weren’t so off-putting for my co-workers. I’d wear my flannel, one-piece 'Hannah Montana' pajamas, like, all the time!

I've done things to my body, mechanically, that I'll never do again. I've done stunts that I shouldn't have done 10, 11, 12 times. I've broken a ton of bones on sets.

Guys are lucky: We can wear a suit over and over, just with different shirts and ties.

If you're going to commit to that, you're going to have to find some way to make it bearable and enjoyable.

Liking colors doesn't make you shallow.It gives you depth!

The only animal capable of giving man a fair fight is man. Actually, among ourselves, we fight unfairest of all, and the more we practice, the nastier we get.

Keep your eyes on the prize for you cant hit an unseen target but don't forget to pay the price

Something of great importance now past is inferior to something of little importance now present, in that the latter is a reality, and related to the former as something to nothing.

I saw more than I can tell / And I understood more than I saw.

The first year I was on the show, it took an interviewer about 45 minutes to get it out of me that I even had a dog, and even then I wouldn't tell him the dog's name.

I love working in TV. TV is fast. You shoot it and it's done quickly.

Retire to what? I'm a golfer and a fisherman. I've got no place to retire to.

People think that I'm haughty and stuck up, but really I'm just very shy.

Translation is like a woman. If it is beautiful, it is not faithful. If it is faithful, it is most certainly not beautiful.