I dream of starting a three-man country trio called the Chixie Dicks.

You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before.

I would start a revolution, but I just bought a hammock.

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.

The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

If you read my blog, you know I'm a pilates freak. And by pilates, I mean waffles.

Tigers love pepper...they hate cinnamon.

Whether you are on the Right or the Left, everyone can agree that there are a lot of outside influences in American politics that are not good for the system. There's just too much money.

You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.

I dream of moving to India, or Pakistan, and becoming a cabdriver.

I have to stop crying when I watch "The View". It's not because of the topics at hand, I just feel sorry for that couch.

Think of good posture as your body’s projection of a positive message to those you meet.

I saw her face then, and I recognized something of myself in her expression. Her eyes flicked over the shelves, seeking possibilities for escape.

I'm pretty sure I could outrun the whole Dallas Cowboys team.

I mean, I think it's hard enough to find somebody you can stand for more than ten minutes, so, like, you shouldn't narrow your options.

Sweatpants painted to look like denim are the end of civilization. It drives me mental.

Because for me it is almost analgesic to talk about what the white man is doing against us. And it keeps a person frozen in their seat, it keeps you frozen in your hole you’re sitting in.

When the white man turns tyrant, it is his own freedom that he destroys

You overcome the logical resistance to change by proving that a new approach actually works, usually on a small scale.

A little slower, sweetheart. Cape Cod is freezing over.

I love cigarettes. Love them. I think the more positive approach you have to smoking, the less harmful it is.