I dribble rhymes like basketball... People call me 'E.T.' What's that, Shaq man? 'Extra Tall.'

The Big Cactus... because if you come too close, you're gonna get stuck.

I knew I was dog meat. Luckily, I'm the high-priced dog meat that everybody wants. I'm the good-quality dog meat. I'm the Alpo of the NBA.

They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn't always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.

The stats win nothing. I'm still sexy. I'm still great.

You know, I'm very photogenic.

No one calls me out, I'm from LSU.

I put a lot into it, and when I am done playing, I plan on going undercover and then being the sheriff or chief of police somewhere, either Miami or Orlando, I don't know yet.

I'm not going to try to go out there and outdo him. I don't have to try to outdo him, I'm Shaq.

This summer is going to be a different summer for a lot of people. Everyone is going to take care of their own business and everyone is going to do what's best for them, including me.

I'm going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year - I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.

I don’t know what it means to live.

I can only assume, " said Jace, "that mortal emotions amuse you because you have none of your own.

ignorance and power, they´re a poor combination.

The only thing Madonna will ever do like a virgin is give birth in a stable.

Every day is the same thing out the door Feel further away then ever before Some things in life, it gets too late to learn Well, I'm lost somewhere I must have made a few bad turns

The only way for a woman to provide for herself decently is for her to be good to some man that can afford to be good to her.

Rock 'n' roll is much easier if you're white

If you could play, I'd play with you all night. But if I'm just playing by myself, it gets boring pretty quick.

New Yorkers have a delightfully narcissistic habit of assuming that if they're not conscious of a scene, it doesn't exist.

A person who has no friends, lives only half way.