I drink for the effect, because it loosens up the tongue a little bit.

I think anyone who has an opinion, and voices it, will offend someone.

It's a funny thing, when you talk to God, you're religious, but when he talks to you, you're a psychopath.

I was fine, until I was born. And it's been downhill ever since.

Base not your joy on the deeds of others. For what has been given can be taken away.

People ask how I learned to play bass with one hand. Well, with a face like mine, you learn to do a lot of things with one hand.

We live to avoid death, we exist to avoid unexistence

It's bad poetry executed by people that can't sing. That's my definition of Rap.

I hate the human race. Of course, therefore, I hate myself the most, because I am the least of the human race.

I'm the product of 6 million years of evolution? Come on, man. I crawled out of a swamp yesterday.

It seems to be that southern Europeans are just more intimate socially, whereas I like a lot of personal space - like, a mile from the nearest person is fine for me.

Goals are the result of bringing your dreams, ideas, and ideals into a real and examinable form by giving them permanence in written form.

People who can't rely on their wits and intelligence to reach success -- that's not what government is about, and that's not what I want.

The whole mad swirl of everything that was to come began then.

The touch of time does more than the club of Hercules.

I do not believe that God tortures any person simply for its own sake. I believe that God enables all things to work for the greater good.

We know. We've seen it all before.

After flirting with neoisolationism, the U.S. is now deciding it wants to run the world.

Always think of yourself as everyone's servant; look for Christ Our Lord in everyone and you will then have respect and reverence for them all.

Hate can only flourish where love is absent.

Nothing is more unjust or capricious than public opinion.