I drink therefore I am.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.

The man in our society is the breadwinner; the woman has enough to do as the homemaker, wife and mother.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter.

The duty imposed on intellect by Life is not to suppress, but purify emotions.

Don't leave something good for something you think is better, Because once you realize you had the best, the best has already found better

All actors are my brothers and my sisters. It ain't cool to compare or disparage them. It ain't polite.

Trust not overmuch to the blessed Magdalen; learn to protect yourself.

Images of the world are Renormalization Group fixed points.

If you don't generate tension in the film to begin with... you can't really make a purse out of a sow's ear, you know.

I'm getting rid of the carried interest provision.

Basically, I hate conformity. I hate people telling me what to do. It makes me want to smash things. So-called normal behaviour patterns make me so bored, I could throw up!