I drive a car, like an adult. Not brilliantly. I'm not great.

Parrots have gone a bit quiet since pirates have gone.

It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.

It would be spiteful to put a Jellyfish in a trifle.

Pigeons: They've got wings, but they walk a lot.

I've got loads of nieces and nephews.

[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.

Avocados, it's a food that ain't worth injuring yourself for. If it's a hassle to get into, leave it to the experts.

We've had the Iron Age, the Stone Age, this is the pissin' about age.

People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.

You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've got newspaper, stuff like that.

The man who never alters his opinion is like standing water, and breeds reptiles of the mind.

Heaven invades earth when there is agreement here to what exists there. Honestly, that's how it happens.

You achieve long-term success step by step. Try to achieve your goals one at a time, like you do target practice.

Anyone who knows of a provable instance of colour discrimination ought always to expose it.

Sometimes, words have consequences you don't intend them to mean.

Explore thyself. Herein are demanded the eye and the nerve.

We often pray for purity, unselfishness, for the highest qualities of character, and forget that these things cannot be given, but must be earned.

I'm probably the only person over 40 who does not want to be 22 again.

The Scarlet Pimpernel is the most over-rated human being since Judas Iscariot won the A.D.31 'Best Disciple' competition.

We do as much, we eat as much, we want as much.