I drove a bus down Sunset Boulevard once, and I didn't kill anyone.

I learned the hula, so now I know how to shake my booty Hawaiian style.

When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt.

I didn't know people had that much water in them!

I just wanted to sing on TV.

I like singing in the street, so if you saw a little Indian kid walking on the street singing loudly, that was probably me.

Thank you! Welcome to the Universe of Sanjaya!

How can you look at this and not see it as the symbol for the self-referencing nature of progressive evolution.

I can't tell you. I would say that if I did, I would have to kill you, but that wouldn't be polite.

I hope she saw the passion, and no need to tell Mark Anthony about it.

I would have Simon Cowell sing 'Shiny Happy People' by R.E.M. just to show his true personality.

We are like guests on this Earth, either we get to be nice or we get to be bad

I love you" begins by I, but it ends up by you. ("Je t'aime" commence par Je, - Mais il finit par toi.)

If we rely on the Holy Spirit we shall find that our prayers become more and more inarticulate and when they are inarticulate reverence grows deeper and deeper.

Money has no moral opinions.

People who want to kill other people are the last people I want to party with, because I get mouthy when I drink.

He who does not believe according to the tradition of the Catholic Church is an unbeliever.

I am really a sea creature. Just a mammal that lost its fins.

When I look out into your faces, you know what I see? I see a little bit of Elvis in each and every one of you out there.

There is a certain satisfaction in coming down to the lowest ground of politics, for we get rid of cant and hypocrisy.

Are you crying? There's no crying. There's no crying in baseball.