I eat Swiss cheese from the inside out.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

The world was a tough and unfair place, but even the most hardened soul likes to chew on fruit.

Any voices or fantasies, he lives with. Those are his everyday life things.

Journalism is straying into entertainment.

In Buddhism we don't really believe in sin and salvation as Westerners would define them. We believe in the limitless possibilities of the present and of future moments.

The blade itself incites to deeds of violence.

The most important thing to remember is you must know your audience.

I never accepted the idea that I had to be guided by some pattern or blueprint.

The Truth is far more powerful than any weapon of mass destruction.

I'm used to having big movie cameras in my face, I pretend that they're not there. But I actually like being on my own, I like being in the space.

You must begin to live in harmony with the laws governing the universe.