I eat a lot of junk food, because that's what's usually available at 1:00am when I'm all done working.

I don't want to die tomorrow knowing I could've had a piece of cake tonight.

There's 5 levels of fatness! Fluffy is one of the levels. There's big, healthy, husky, fluffy and damn.

Why do people measure life by the years instead of how good the years were?

I drink diet coke so I can eat regular cake.

Me racist? The only race I hate is the one you have to run.

Life is measured by how you lived it, not by the years.

With all the classes they offer at school, how come they don't have one for common sense?

When you go to Hawaii, it's all about "Aloha." It means hello, goodbye and I love you.

You live by the cake, you die by the cake.

I had to travel half way across the world to be called an American.

Maybe love doesn't come from the heart. Maybe it's a psychic jolt that wakes you when you touch them, leaving you breathless.

A free spirit is the master of its own universe.

Heaven knows we need never be ashamed of our tears, for they are rain upon the blinding dust of earth, overlying our hard hearts.

I don't need jewels and cars. It's about the delicacy of the way I'm handled.

Opening your chakras and allowing cosmic energies to flow through your body will ultimately refresh your spirit and empower your life.

I think talking's important. I think aspirations are critical.

Everything I am, everything I'll ever be, I owe to my family, to God's grace and to the people of Indiana.

You don't do pictures because the audience is ready for them. You do them because there's something gnawing at you, something inside.

And no, we don't know where it will lead. We just know there's something much bigger than any of us here.

There are two distinct classes of men - those who pay taxes and those who receive and live upon taxes.